Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone.

One Bottle of Jim Beam: $18

One Paddle and Anchor: $45

One Canoe: $275

Nearly drowning yourself when your canoe sinks in the middle of Black Lake at 3 a.m. and looking like a moronic asshole in front of your whole family: PRICELESS!

Money can't buy dignity. For everything else there's Visa Card.

So it goes...

Michigan's only known wild wolverine found dead:

http://www.wtol.com/global/story.asp?s=12143672

Happy Valentine's Day!

Survive Inside Your Head

Sad Music For Sad People, Vol. 2:

Mustard Plug -- You

Barry Louis Polisar -- All I Want Is You

Rancid -- Ruby Soho

Flogging Molly -- The Worst Day Since Yesterday

The Dropkick Murphys -- Dirty Glass

The Grateful Dead -- Ripple

Be Good Tanyas -- Littlest Birds

Regina Spektor -- Sailor Song

Phish -- Waste

Janis Joplin -- Get It While You Can

Rupa and the April Fishes -- Wishful Thinking

Here is the whole album playlist for the lazy: SMFSP, Vol. 2

Love Is A Mixed Tape

Sad Music For Sad People, Vol. 1:

Eliot Smith -- Rose Parade

Neutral Milk Hotel -- King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1

Grandaddy -- A.M. 180

The Shins -- New Slang

Sublime -- Scarlet Begonias

Nirvana -- Molly's Lips

Lagwagon -- Sleep

NOFX -- Monosyllabic Girl

Neutral Milk Hotel -- In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

Eric's Trip -- Stove

Grandaddy -- "Yeah" Is What We Had

The Beatles -- Cry Baby Cry

Modest Mouse -- Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset

Jets to Brazil -- Sea Anemone

The Beatles -- Don't Pass Me By

The Band -- The Weight

Jawbreaker -- Chesterfield King

Dropkick Murphys -- Upstarts And Broken Hearts (Live)

Wilco -- Misunderstood (Live)

Jawbreaker -- Ache

Here is the whole album playlist for the lazy: SMFSP, Vol. 1

I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZf9ncOQ2xM

The pumps don't work cause the Vandals took the handles

Curse you fortune! Just for future reference, you don't need to go out of your way to introduce misery into my life.

Thanks,

Josh