Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone.

One Bottle of Jim Beam: $18

One Paddle and Anchor: $45

One Canoe: $275

Nearly drowning yourself when your canoe sinks in the middle of Black Lake at 3 a.m. and looking like a moronic asshole in front of your whole family: PRICELESS!

Money can't buy dignity. For everything else there's Visa Card.

So it goes...

Michigan's only known wild wolverine found dead:

http://www.wtol.com/global/story.asp?s=12143672

Happy Valentine's Day!

Survive Inside Your Head

Sad Music For Sad People, Vol. 2:

Mustard Plug -- You

Barry Louis Polisar -- All I Want Is You

Rancid -- Ruby Soho

Flogging Molly -- The Worst Day Since Yesterday

The Dropkick Murphys -- Dirty Glass

The Grateful Dead -- Ripple

Be Good Tanyas -- Littlest Birds

Regina Spektor -- Sailor Song

Phish -- Waste

Janis Joplin -- Get It While You Can

Rupa and the April Fishes -- Wishful Thinking

Here is the whole album playlist for the lazy: SMFSP, Vol. 2